So I've met an overshare of d-bags in my short 20 years and I have compiled a small list of ways that you can use to help you spot a tool. If he has one or more of these qualities, he's a douche and you should run away XD

1. Is his spiked hair more than an inch and a half tall?

2. Are his lips tinted pink by the Chapstick he keeps applying every five seconds?

3. Is his fake-bake tan so bad it looks like someone dumped a bag of Cheetos on him and said, "You look good, man!"?

4. Is he wearing enough Axe body spray that the cast of Jersey Shore would gag within ten feet of him?

5. Is his wardrobe so "blinged out" that even Jon Gosselin would call this man a douche?

6. Does he have a blonde bimbo Barbie doll wannabe girlfriend digging her nails into his arm as he talks to you?

7. Does he keep saying phrases like, "Dude." and "Man." even though you can tell this man has never been to Southern California or Hawaii let alone surf?

Congrats, you've just met a douche.

RUN